24 November 2008

Minor royal given due deference and new heels

On an official engagement to open the first phase of Timpson’s (a chain of shoe repairers) refurbished training centre in Greater Manchester, Sophie, the Countess of Wessex remarked on the sorry state of her Laura B high heels. Stopping onlyto touch their forelocks (LOCKS!) the cobblers did not tarry to fix them on the spot. According to the Times the Countess was even provided with a carrier bag to stand on while a cheery proletarian repaired the heel on each shoe.

Ah it’s good to see that even in these days of chavs and ASBOs that people know their place and don’t hesitate to ensure the comfort of their betters.... I don’t think anything else newsworthy happened today.....

9 comments:

TBRRob said...

The royals aren't so bad at least they're just idiots rather unbearable wankers like our politicians.

jams o donnell said...

True, they could be a lot worse

betmo said...

count your blessings- you could be saddled with the bush clan :)

jmb said...

Gosh is money tight even with the royals?

jams o donnell said...

Put it that way Betmo!

Well look after the pennies jmb!

James Higham said...

Every girl wants to be a princess [or at least treated as one].

jams o donnell said...

but sadly she only got as far as Countess, shame!

Amazing Gracie said...

Not being from the U.K., I can't
really judge the royals, but I
do remember a famous line, "Let
them eat cake!" I do not suffer
snobs very well...I don't care
what country they hail from!
~~~Blessings~~~
p.s. I love the term "wanker"
It says so very much with such few
letters!

jams o donnell said...

We could do a lot wiorse than the Queen for a head of state. I'm not a fan of snobbery either Grace.

Wanker is a great word!